Typical Conversation

Here's a typical conversation between my friend and I...

Corn Dogg: Bling Dong?

Blair: Corn Dogg, what is the deal?

Corn Dogg: Nothing(muffled)

Blair: Corn Dogg I can't hear you. You sound like you are in the future.

Corn Dogg: Hahaa...really?

Blair: Yeah, I don't know what the future sounds like but I think it would sound like you do right now.

Corn Dogg: Hold on...Okay, can you hear me now?

Blair: Oh yeah, you definitely sound like you are back in the present.

...HAHAHAHA!!!....I'm such a nerd