Did you just say I have a stigmata?

I was sitting in the break room at work today with some coworkers and I brought up one of my many outlandish possibilities to why certain things have or are happening to me. I get papercuts all over my hands. Without fail there seems to be a new cut every two to three days. The thing is I never notice when these cuts actually happen or what causes them. For instance, I was standing in front of the refrigerator door yesterday with nothing in my hands and was reading something and bam, I felt a sharp and irritating pain in my finger. I look down and I am bleeding. What? Where and what and how was I cut? So, today I decided that the only explanation for all this is that someone has created a voodoo doll of me and finds it funny to play these games with me....HAHAHAHA!! Then, one of the guys said I had a stigmata. And then he went off about how Linda Blair was in "Exorcist" and maybe there was some correlation. This conversation went on for about 15 minutes. When we were finished we both looked at each other and laughed. I then said, "This is my life! These are truly the days of my life!"