You know you are in LA when...

You know you are in LA when you say you want to get into the world of entertainment and the person says to you, "Really?I know some people that could you help you out." Everybody supposedly "knows" somebody out here. But don't you think if people actually "knew somebody" we all would have entertainment careers? My roommate is this particular field and I cannot tell you how many times people have said this to her.