Holiday Spirit #2

This is true Holiday Spirit that I experienced today at work...:):

Crazy Lady: (Screaming) EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME? I NEED HELP. WE NEED HELP.

Me: Yes Maam, what do you need help with and I can call someone over for you.

Crazy Lady: (Still Screaming) THERE'S NO ONE AROUND. MY HUSBAND IS HANDICAPPED. WHERE IS EVERYONE.

Me: Maam, calm down and I will help you or get help for you.

Crazy Lady: (Still Screaming) EVERYONE THAT WORKS HERE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS.

Me: Don't talk about my employees like that.

Crazy Lady: Well, you aren't an idiot.

Me: Okay...umm thanks.

HAHAHAH!!! It normal circumstances I would have chewed the bitch out..haha. But something today made me walk away laughing my ass off. The fear in the eyes of the footwear boys was priceless and I couldn't believe what a scene this lady had been making..haha.

Happy Flipping Holidays!