What Does It All Mean?

I had this customer call the other day about a complaint with our customer service. Something that had to do with the price of a pair of shoes and all that jazz. Naturally, I tell him to come in and we will take care of him because the customer is always right even though they never are in real life. So, he comes in and ask for me. I walk up to the front and it's an older guy with a hawaiian shirt on and these god awful sunglasses from 1970, but not the cool hip glasses from the 70's. Oh and I don't like when people where their sunglasses inside and especially when they are talking to someone. It's a sign of insecurity to me. Anyway, I introduce myself to him and shake his hand. After I shake his hand he says, "Wow! That's a very good handshake for a girl! I mean for a lady! I mean for a woman! Oh whatever!!"....Hmmmm, I think in my head, "What does it all mean?"