That's because you don't have.......

I had to go to the Toyota Dealership today because my driver's side seat belt does not work. I mean it really will not save me if anything happens. Because it is an older model car they needed to order me the specific part. Anyway, I have a backpack that velcros between my boobs....hahahah(I know what you are thinking Nick) that I was wearing. The guy at the "parts" counter says to me, "Do you like that bag? I just can't wear it because it slides around everywhere." Without even thinking about who I am talking to I reply, "Yeah, well that is because you don't have breasts."....HAHAHAHA!! The guy was so caught off guard and kind of laughed and made a joke about it.....God! I am such an idiot!