Cuz This Is Thriller......

I watched the Michael Jackson verdict at work today. I was completely amazed at how a man who was on trial for child molestation would just show up a half hour late on the day of his verdict. Where's the sense of urgency? But the thing that was even more humorous to me was the lady who was letting off a white dove everytime he was found not guilty. I looked at my boss and was like, "Is that literally a dove?" She was like, "Only in California. Only in California." I then responded with, "Wouldn't it be funny if it shit on everybody?...hahahaha."